After years of not being able to reach things on shelves, you know short people are thinking, ‘One day I will kill millions of people and stand on their bodies to reach the jam.’

David Mitchell, on the prevalence of short dictators (via arethouyetliving)

(via dexbonus)

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

John Lennon

Ghost Turds

Marshmallows are ghost turds. Yup.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

Arnold Glasow

In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

Dr. Seuss

So. Yeah.

My friends are awesome, as I’ve said before. I am so thankful for them. I wish I could hug all of them, but they’re all over the world and it would be impossible. But if I could, I would.


How I feel is extremely complicated at this present time…I feel for someone, but I’m not sure if he feels the same way. I do know this: I love my friends and could not make it by in life without them.


Love is weird. But yeah, Lewis is my friend from England. I spent almost four hours video chatting with him last night. It was tons of fun. He makes my day, as does my friend Kevin. Kevin resides in Ireland. Both of them make me wish I could move to where they are so that I could be around them and enjoy their company.

Each fairy breath of summer, as it blows with loveliness, inspires the blushing rose.

Author Unknown

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.

Unknown Author